Detroit Dead City
"Don't call me that."
Don’t used to be a paperboy when he was younger, but since growing up has just settled back into good old fashioned maintenance work for two local apartment complexes, driving his ramshackle golf cart up and down the three block area where he works. When he’s not up to his day job, he is recording the freakiest of things for his youtube site. A firm believer in ghosts and the afterlife, Don’t is a member of an internet forum called “Network 0,” and trades photos and videos with friends online. When he’s not doing either of those things, he chasing a girl. Any girl, really, no matter the height, weight, or build, Don’t always has something to say. Most of the time, it’s even polite, and most girls don’t have any complaints about him; he just has bad luck. Chunky keeps planning on trying to set him up with some of her friends, but he does need to clean up.